Why are you using AltaVista instead of Google?
This site has been in operation since February
1998. We don't want to bias the data by switching
I think the old versions
of my favorite operating system sucked, but the
new versions don't. Can you break the meter up by
We have been logging the data from this meter
for several years and we want to keep the results
Since this site runs on Linux and the results are
favorable to Linux, it must be bogus. Why should I
Do the search on AltaVista yourself. For example, look up:
+"linux rules" and +"windows sucks".
(The green bars are the sums of separate "rules" and "rocks"
My favorite version of Windows should have a separate
bar from other versions, or, my favorite Linux distribution
should have a separate bar from the other distributions.
If you want to start an intra-OS
sucks-rules-o-meter, we'll link to it.
Why no Macintosh rules? Why no
AS/400 rules? Why no Amiga rules?
An Apple Macintosh is an integrated hardware/software product,
not an OS alone. So is an IBM AS/400. So is an Amiga.
Are you counting each occurence of "
OS NAME rules"
OS NAME sucks", or just the number of pages on which
the words appear?
The number that gets plotted is the one in the "AltaVista
found n Web pages." line at the top of the AltaVista results.
Do you search for any misspelled words, like "Windoze" and
No. We search for all operating system names exactly as shown
on the chart, with the exceptions of Mac OS and VMS. For
Mac OS, we add the search results for the incorrect but
common spelling "MacOS". For VMS, we add the results for "OpenVMS".
We do not search for any derogatory slang misspellings of any
operating system name.
I think it's kewl to say "sux" and "r00lz." Could you search
for those words too?
No. And we won't search for "Windoze$uxz" with 4 Ms and a
silent Q, so don't ask. We want to be responsible AltaVista users
here. If you want to denounce sucky OSs with "3l33t" slang, stick the
correct spellings in a meta tag or something.
Could you add my favorite OS?
Please do the search on AltaVista manually first. See how
many pages you get. Search for quoted strings like this:
Please don't suggest operating systems that don't have any "sucks" or
"rules" pages. Please don't suggest names of integrated
What's with the "Caution to Exuberant OS Advocates"?
A few users of OSs that suck made some pathetic attempts at
Sucks-Rules-O-Meter spamming. None of them worked. The meter did
not move. If you understand AltaVista well enough to move the
meter, you're too smart to waste your time trying to move the meter.
We don't know of anyone who has had his or her site kicked out of
AltaVista for Sucks-Rules-O-Meter spamming; keep it that way.
Hey! The Linux source code has "linux/Rules.make" in it! No fair!
We know. This doesn't raise the count of "Linux rules" much, and besides, putting the source code for your OS on the web rules.
How do I get you to link to my site from the Operating System
Do a sucks-rules-o-meter or a similar web statistics page, and
link to the Operating System Sucks-Rules-O-Meter. You don't have to
search for "sucks" and "rules." You can modify this
Perl script or use some other method. Mail us at the address
below with the URL of your page.
Can I have permission to use the Sucks-Rules-O-Meter script for
[something you want to do]? Can I modify the script?
Yes, the script is free software under the GNU General Public
License. Share and enjoy. (The GPL doesn't require you to provide
the code to web users if you use GPL software to provide a web
service, but we think that linking to your script is the right thing
to do. You want other webmasters make more good pages like yours,
Why was the Operating System Sucks-Rules-O-Meter listed as Cruel Site of the Day for 15 June 1998?
We don't know. Ask them. The meter is here as a free service
to help our readers select a quality operating system, not to be cruel
to anyone. We make every effort possible to be kind to all living
Why hasn't Yahoo added the Operating System Sucks-Rules-O-Meter
and Internet:Internet:Statistics and Demographics?
Because Yahoo sucks.
How can I learn to write web client Perl scripts like this one?
Read the documentation for LWP by Gisle Aas. LWP rules.
Gisle Aas rules.
Can I run the script without LWP?
You can install SimpleGet.pl instead. You can get it from http://www.mrob.com/SimpleGet.txt
(which was 404 as of 2 Aug 2002) or use a
copy on this site. To use the script with SimpleGet.pl instead
of LWP, change
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